Sadly, I am not.
Here’s my latest tale of woe:
Last week, I received my statement from Sam’s Club… For those who do not know, Sam’s is a warehouse store like Costco or BJs that sells food and cleaning supplies in bulk. Not just little bulk, either. They sell bags of beans that weigh in at 25 pounds. They sell these “year of food” in a 5 gal. bucket. There is nothing sold in small measures at Sam’s. They also have clothes, select office supplies, seasonal decorations and even some pots and pans… I opened up my statement, which *should* have been for $0.00 and found that it was almost $700! I nearly died. I’m a pay-with-cash kinda gal so I started thinking “When did I go to Sam’s and not have cash..and rack up a bill of $700??” No such memory ever came to mind, so I set out to research these charges.
And there they were…someone who lives 1,500 miles away from me somehow stole my identity and bought $700 worth of…wait for it….vitamin water!
What in the world?! Is the apocalypse on the horizon and I haven’t heard of it or what? What does someone do with that much vitamin water??
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